Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse.

Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

Very often humor is a mask we put on to feel more comfortable. The more discomfort a situation creates, the more joking there is. It's a coping mechanism. A healthy, mature person has a full range of emotions and responses to life. They can sense what the situation calls for and respond appropriately. But we're all uncomfortable in some situations more than others, and we've developed strategies for coping with uncomfortable situations that are often less than ideal. Someone who jokes all the time has found that joking makes them less uncomfortable and it relieves anxiety.

Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk

If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use?

A growth chart?

Everyone knows that the ability to tell a funny joke is a fantastic skill. People who are good at telling jokes are able to lighten the mood of even the most awkward or uncomfortable situations.

Viagra-brand Chapstik? Best way to keep a "stiff upper lip!"

Just heard on CNN that the Viagra ingredients list has been released. Viagra is 2% aspirin, 2% ibuprofen, 1% filler, and 95% Fix-A-Flat.

I take Viagra and Prozac together. If I can't get it up, I don't care.

Scientists have developed a new pill that will now help impotent men who are also hay fever sufferers. By combining Allegra to take care of the allergies, and Viagra for the impotency, it gives you an erection not to be sneezed at!

If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?

What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine?

Don King.

"Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"

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Author Resource– Michael Chizzle – Health article author specializing in men’s health issues. The author currently writes for a U.S. online pharmacy – http://www.accessrx.com

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